History Of The Universe in 200 Words

Posted on May 7, 2008 by nipun

Quantum Fluctuation. Inflation. Expansion. Particle-Antiparticle Annihilation. Deuterium and Helium Production. Matter Domination. Recombination. Blackbody Radiation. Local Contraction. Large-Scale Structure Formation. Violent Relaxation. Virialization. Galaxy Formation. Turbulent Fragmentation. Contraction. Ionization. Massive Star Formation. Deuterium Ignition. Hydrogen Fusion. Hydrogen Depletion. Core Contraction. Envelope Expansion. Helium Fusion. Carbon, Oxygen, and Silicon Fusion. Iron Production. Implosion. Supernova Explosion. Metals Injection. Star Formation. Universal Acceleration. Supernova Explosions. Star Formation. Planetesimal Accretion. Planetary Differentiation. Crust Solidification. Volatile Gas Expulsion. Water Condensation. Carbon Dioxide Solution. Water Photodissociation. Escaping Hydrogen. Ozone Production. Ultraviolet Absorption. Polymerization. Coacervate Formation. Molecular Reproduction. Protein Construction. Fermentation. Photosynthetic Unicellular Organisms! Oxidation. Mutation. Evolution. Cell Differentiation. Respiration. Sexual Reproduction. Multicellular Organisms. Evolutionary Diversification. Fossilization. Trilobite Domination. Land Exploration. Comet Collision. Dinosaur Extinction. Mammal Expansion. Homo Sapiens Manifestation. Language Acquisition. Glaciation. Innovation. Religion. Animal Domestication. Fermentation. Food Surplus Production. Inscription. Civilization! Exploration. Warring Nations. Empire Creation and Destruction. Expansion. Scientific Explanation. Colonization. Revolution. Constitution. Mary Jane. Vaccination. Industrialization. Emancipation. Invention. Mass Production. Urbanization. Migration. World Conflagration. Suffrage Extension. Penicillin. Depression. World Conflagration. Fission Explosions. Computerization. United Nations. Space Exploration. Population Explosion. Environmental Degradation.  Superpower Confrontation. Liberation. Terrorism. Lunar Excursions. Resignation. Inflation. Internet Expansion. Globalization. Reunification. Dissolution. Union. World Wide Web Creation. Stock Market inflation. Elementary Education. Composition. War. Invasion. Work. Friendship. Labour. Athletics. Toil. Academics. Homework. Finals. Graduation. IT Invasion. Terrorism. US Invasion. Extrapolation?

Shucks …
//Basic from Eric Schulman @ improbable research

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8 Responses to “History Of The Universe in 200 Words”

  1. Kunal, on May 7th, 2008 at 10:34 am Said:

    too many “tions” .. I shun this post!
    bad pun :P

  2. ORB, on May 7th, 2008 at 10:52 am Said:

    That was very ingenious :) fun to read :D
    I read the beautiful Mary Jane in between all the ‘tions’ :D
    this can make a wonderful rap song!

  3. nipun, on May 8th, 2008 at 6:29 am Said:

    @Kunal dude u have no hope for any ‘redemption’ :P
    and shiben Mary Jane ‘is’ beautiful !

  4. Sid, on May 8th, 2008 at 3:24 pm Said:

    brilliant :)

  5. Sultan of Samarkand, on May 8th, 2008 at 7:44 pm Said:

    Mary Jane? WTF?

  6. nipun, on May 8th, 2008 at 9:26 pm Said:

    well Mary Jane as in evergreen, ephemeral, monkey wrench, morning glory, work and withdraw ….
    rest you can google and it sure ain’t spiderman’s wifey. :P

  7. Eric Schulman, on May 10th, 2008 at 12:55 pm Said:

    I’m glad you like my history! You can read translations and more versions at the AIR Universal History Translation Project.

  8. Karan, on May 11th, 2008 at 6:58 am Said:

    :D

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